trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u


trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u


literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.


nichotina:





© Photo: Nicola De Luigi

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nichotina:

© Photo: Nicola De Luigi

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/nicola.deluigi


troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god


foodchewer:

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

I love chicken


"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


caraphatash:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

This is a representation of discovering bands 

caraphatash:

w0lfwhistle:

godsavethepeen:

what happened when i entered the internet world

I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.

This is a representation of discovering bands 


dstod:

i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded 

dstod:

i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded 


  • Me in 5th grade:I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now:I probably wouldn't do meth


crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.



marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au