there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
© Photo: Nicola De Luigi
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.
that’s a potato
Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken
I love chicken
what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.
This is a representation of discovering bands
i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded
Spending my night ruining the free world.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au