unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn鈥檛 find them

you win


asideofsmiles:

Very little is needed to make a happy life.

asideofsmiles:

Very little is needed to make a happy life.


unordinary-girl:

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it鈥檚 one of the greatest feelings in the world





Reblog / posted 5 days ago via warrior1995 路 漏 0017m with 670,683 notes

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think 鈥渄ildo鈥 is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I鈥檇 call you a dick but you鈥檙e not real enough.


Reblog / posted 6 days ago via cumfort 路 漏 kenby with 208,823 notes
kenby:

why u lick me

kenby:

why u lick me


living-the-g00d-lifee:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

Relationship goals


thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to聽cemeteries聽and such聽

then he became a taxi driver聽and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT鈥橲 BACK

I鈥檓 sure that鈥檚 what he thought.



  • Middle school me:IDK i just haven't met any guys who are my type
  • High school me:my type is female